|A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly.
On his face was the saddest hangdog expression.
The bartender asked, “What is the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?”
The man said, “We had a fight, and she told me that she was not going to speak to me for a month.”
The bartender said, “That should make you happy.”
The man sadly shook his head and said, “Not when the month is up today!”