|Joe sets up his chum Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of a friend of his.
But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he has never seen before.
"What do I do if she is ugly?" asks Mike, "I will be stuck with her all night."
"Do not worry," Joe replies, "just go up to her door and meet her first.”
“If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned.”
“If you do not like her looks, just shout -Aaaaaauuuggghhh!- and fake an asthma attack."
That night, Mike knocks at her door; when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is.
He is about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts: -Aaaaaauuuggghhh!-