|A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the hand of the preacher.
He said, “Preacher, I tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!”
The preacher said, “Thank you sir, but I would rather prefer you do not use profanity.”
The man said, “I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!”
The preacher said, “No shit?”