|Keith and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she could try being a hooker.
She is not quite sure what to do, so Keith says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy.”
“Tell him you charge a hundred dollars.”
“Any questions and I will be parked around the corner."
She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a guy pulls up and asks "How much?"
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He replies, "All I got is thirty."
She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Keith and asks, "What now. What can he get for thirty?"
"A hand job," Keith replied.
She runs back and tell the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job.
He agrees and she gets in the car.
He unzips his trousers, and out pops this HUGE Willy.
She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I will be right back.."
She runs back to Keith.
"What is wrong?" he asks.
"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy dollars?