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 Deaf Sex

  Sign Language   (toegevoegd: 31/03/2017 09:24) - Quotering bezoekers:

Two deaf people get married.

During the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they cannot see each other signing, or read lips.

After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.

She writes a note to her husband: “Honey, Why do we not agree on some simple signals?”

“For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.”

“If you do not want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.

The husband thinks this is a great idea.

He writes back to his wife that if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time.

If she does not want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.


 
 
 
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