|One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but could not find them.
Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier.
Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She is down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny"!