|One day God and Adam were walking the garden.
God told Adam it was time to populate the earth.
He told Adam, "Adam, you can start by kissing Eve."
Adam replied, "God, what is a kiss?"
God told Adam, and Adam went and took behind the bush and kissed her.
A little while later, Adam came back out with a big smile and exclaimed "Wow, Lord! That was great!! What next?"
God declared, "Adam, I now want you to caress Eve."
Adam asks, "Lord what is caress?"
God explained it to Adam and he again took her behind the bush.
A little while later, he came out and declared, "Lord that was even better than a kiss! What next?"
God replied, "Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to take Eve and make love to her."
Adam asked "Lord, what is make love?"
God explained it; Adam took Eve behind the bush -- and a few seconds later, came out, asking, "Lord, what is a headache?"