|An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel.
He came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least.
After examining it, he called the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem .
"I have just discovered a 3,000-year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.
The curator replied, "Bring him in. We will check it out."
A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist.
"You were right, about both the mummy age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"
"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that read, -10,000 Shekels on Goliath-"