|A lady went to a pet shop.
"I would like to buy two yellow canaries," she told the owner.
"We do not have any canaries, but we have these," the owner said, as he showed the lady some pale green parakeets.
"That is not what I am looking for," the lady stated.
But the pet store owner refused to give up.
He said, "Just think of them as yellow canaries that are not quite ripe yet."