|During his physical examination, Bobs doctor asked him about his physical activity level.
He described a typical day this way.
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 4 miles through some pretty rough terrain.”
“I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.”
“I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair.”
“Avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.”
“The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank twelve Beers.”
His Doctor said, "You must be one heck of an outdoors man!"
"No," Bob replied, "I am just a crummy golfer".