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 Primary Care Doctor

  Questionnaire   (toegevoegd: 17/02/2017 09:31) - Quotering bezoekers:

I recently picked a new primary care doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing -fairly well- for my age. (I just turned 60.)

A little concerned about that comment, I could not resist asking him, “Do you think I will live to be 80?”

He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?”

“Oh no,” I replied... “I am not doing drugs, either!”

Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?”

“I said, Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!”

“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?”

“No, I do not,” I said.

He asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?”

“No,” I said.

He looked at me and said,... “Then, why do you even give a shit?”


 
 
 
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