|A police officer pulls a man over for speeding.
As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon, Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How is that?"
"There is a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I do not see how that is a matter of life or death."
"If I do not get home before my wife does, I am a dead man!"