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  Life or Death   (toegevoegd: 20/02/2017 08:28) - Quotering bezoekers:

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding.

As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.

"Good afternoon, Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"

"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or death."

"Oh, really? How is that?"

"There is a naked woman waiting for me at home."

"I do not see how that is a matter of life or death."

"If I do not get home before my wife does, I am a dead man!"


 
 
 
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